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Minecraft was never good, so selling it for $2.5 billion seems like a good idea
Portponky Tue 16 Sep 2014 02:01
Amorbis Mon 15 Sep 2014 17:35
Notch has also left, hopefully so he can work full time on that horse game
Amorbis Mon 15 Sep 2014 17:34
Wow. I hope they don't try to add mandatory Games for Windows Live support.
Folksinger Mon 15 Sep 2014 15:56
jesus christ what the fuck
Emperor Mon 15 Sep 2014 15:48
What in the actual fuck
Mikey Mon 15 Sep 2014 15:44
Microsoft just bought Mojang for $2.5 BILLION
Mikey Mon 15 Sep 2014 15:44
Sounds like finnish then
Emperor Mon 15 Sep 2014 15:39
To make the language as annoying and redundant as possible?
Folksinger Mon 15 Sep 2014 15:36
for what purpose
Emperor Mon 15 Sep 2014 15:32
You have to pronounce the "dd" as a "th" sound, Welsh is weird when it comes to repeated letters.
Folksinger Mon 15 Sep 2014 10:48
I've been playing Crusader Kings 2, and seriously what the fuck Wales, there is no way "Perfeddwlad" is a real pronounceable place name.
Emperor Mon 15 Sep 2014 07:25
That is peak fail right there.
hippyscum Sun 14 Sep 2014 16:11
no words...
Rapid Sun 14 Sep 2014 11:38
Amorbis Sun 14 Sep 2014 02:38
There's also a big sale over at the Humble Bundle Store until the 22nd.
Folksinger Sat 13 Sep 2014 20:13
I got a 50% off pooday 2 if anyone wants it
Rapid Sat 13 Sep 2014 19:38
ph'nglui mglw'nafh r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Emperor Sat 13 Sep 2014 19:13
Sunday's announcement: ... ns-leaked/ I for one welcome our new FTAGHN master.
hippyscum Sat 13 Sep 2014 17:24
I believe the asteroid was played by Leonardo DiCaprio, last king of Atlantis
Portponky Fri 12 Sep 2014 10:58
Oh is that the one where they went to space with Clint Eastwood and Bruce Willis to destroy the asteroid that started the invasion of Earth and destroyed the White House?
Emperor Thu 11 Sep 2014 17:54
Tom Hanks? I loved him in 'Die Hard' where he portrayed NYPD astronaut Hans Gruber
Portponky Thu 11 Sep 2014 16:18
It was a good film, but then they decided to bring out a "digitally remastered" edition and added a totally unnecessary Tom Hanks cameo.
Folksinger Thu 11 Sep 2014 15:49
He's also Luke's father and can't handle the truth.
hippyscum Thu 11 Sep 2014 15:43
Little does he know he is actually the chosen one to bring the balance to the force by returning Jerusalem to Christian hands.
Emperor Thu 11 Sep 2014 14:34
Well, there's this shark that's a total dick to Roy Schieder, who plays James Bond. After chasing him all over Amity Island he ends up trapped on a collapsing spacestation.
Portponky Thu 11 Sep 2014 13:52
oh right, never seen the movies
Rapid Thu 11 Sep 2014 10:56
well seen as the shark got blown to smithereens in the 1970s, I would guess the person
Portponky Thu 11 Sep 2014 10:28
the shark? or the dude?
Rapid Thu 11 Sep 2014 10:10
r.i.p jaws :c
David Cameron Thu 11 Sep 2014 08:29
True, true.
Emperor Wed 10 Sep 2014 14:28
That's what I'm saying. If that Markku Luoma guy absolutely has to puke all over people's driveways, he can bloody well do so in his own town!
Kodderkopp Tue 09 Sep 2014 21:04
That would be true if I was from Jyväskylä and was therefore a filthy southerner.
Emperor Tue 09 Sep 2014 19:59
I say, if the police chief of Jyväskylä doesn't want you to tramtank over his dong, he shouldn't fall asleep in front of your garage, amirite?
Kodderkopp Tue 09 Sep 2014 18:47
I did not.
Emperor Tue 09 Sep 2014 17:07
Finland is weird, I bet you went in the sauna right after
Portponky Tue 09 Sep 2014 16:24
Emperor Tue 09 Sep 2014 16:09
Emperor Tue 09 Sep 2014 16:08
voluntary trial to see how it feels like
Emperor Tue 09 Sep 2014 16:08
Also: Shit, bro, what happened?
Kodderkopp Tue 09 Sep 2014 15:13
I didn't know tramtanks felt pain.
Kodderkopp Tue 09 Sep 2014 15:13
Emperor Tue 09 Sep 2014 15:04
Was it difficult to crime whilst maced?
Portponky Tue 09 Sep 2014 14:50
Turns out being sprayed with mace really fucking burns
Emperor Tue 09 Sep 2014 14:44
We have yet to watch B14 PAAAAHT TOOOOOO, we should really correct that issue (hint, I think it's only about 50 minutes)
Portponky Tue 09 Sep 2014 10:46
I just needed one more domination for all 6
Captain Cabinet Fri 05 Sep 2014 02:56
I sent the guy that demo over a year ago, at least he found a use for it.
Captain Cabinet Thu 04 Sep 2014 18:56
but still very impressive
Rapid Wed 03 Sep 2014 21:28
These clips are old
Captain Cabinet Wed 03 Sep 2014 19:02
Folksinger Mon 01 Sep 2014 23:33
goodbye cruel world
David Cameron Mon 01 Sep 2014 21:52
Maybe he could include a cover of Seven Nation Army by The White Pipes?
Portponky Mon 01 Sep 2014 15:08
On the flipside, I'm not sure how his music would be recieved without the performance bit.
Emperor Mon 01 Sep 2014 14:42
I hope he has an album in the pipeline.
Folksinger Mon 01 Sep 2014 13:54
why? you think it might be a flop?
Portponky Mon 01 Sep 2014 13:16
David Cameron Mon 01 Sep 2014 12:33
do not start this
David Cameron Mon 01 Sep 2014 12:33
Pipe down.
hippyscum Mon 01 Sep 2014 10:16
I wonder if he does performances in the tube
Emperor Sun 31 Aug 2014 18:57
have you ever heard such rich sound from some pipes and a pair of flipflops?
Rapid Sun 31 Aug 2014 18:50
That would explain all the chicken in the wall.
Folksinger Sun 31 Aug 2014 18:13
oh sweet just like in castlevania
Portponky Sun 31 Aug 2014 17:21
Fuck, you've discovered my terrible secret. I am actually a vampire.
Emperor Sun 31 Aug 2014 12:08
Fun fact: On the Twilight audio book, Jacob sounds 100% like Cracktopus.
Kodderkopp Sun 31 Aug 2014 11:49
Sounds like east europe.
Emperor Sun 31 Aug 2014 08:08
oh that east europe
Rapid Sun 31 Aug 2014 00:10
the city where 99% of the rooftops are red and if you have a car with a german number plate the chances of it getting broken into and/or stolen are terribly high
David Cameron Sat 30 Aug 2014 23:31
define east europe
Emperor Sat 30 Aug 2014 18:22
east europe is a scary but interesting place
David Cameron Sat 30 Aug 2014 17:52
ahhh chickeny pizza
Emperor Fri 29 Aug 2014 18:23
Criminals jumped out of the pan and into the fire.
Kodderkopp Fri 29 Aug 2014 18:10
Justice was handed out, or should I say, panneded out
Portponky Fri 29 Aug 2014 11:55
Arrests were made
Mikey Fri 29 Aug 2014 00:36
I feel the valve servers are much safer thanks to the crack team of law enforcers that have taken on themselves to protect the innocent... with pans!
Rapid Fri 29 Aug 2014 00:25
I have to confez, this one isn't.
Portponky Thu 28 Aug 2014 19:58
shit that was a really good one.
hippyscum Thu 28 Aug 2014 15:02
Don't you dare tricornering the market again hippyscum
Portponky Thu 28 Aug 2014 13:58
Hat puns are beanie-th me.
Rapid Wed 27 Aug 2014 15:49
That pun was trilby bad Folksinger.
hippyscum Wed 27 Aug 2014 15:27
Does mean that you're putting a cap on your hat empire for now?
Folksinger Wed 27 Aug 2014 10:44
Just sold the last of my Steam Market unusuals. I'm freeeeeee, FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
hippyscum Wed 27 Aug 2014 10:03
Now my name is cleared from that blooper thing I was in.
Captain Cabinet Tue 26 Aug 2014 22:10
it didn't work
Rapid Tue 26 Aug 2014 20:45
Amorbis Tue 26 Aug 2014 15:06
You're not losing out on that much, it's not even close to being as good as Dark Souls
Emperor Mon 25 Aug 2014 21:11
did steam forums suggestions they dont work
Rapid Mon 25 Aug 2014 20:41
get darksouls 2 play once fine, try to re launch white screen, error message... how fix?
Rapid Mon 25 Aug 2014 20:41
gotta go fast
Portponky Mon 25 Aug 2014 12:43
Rapid Mon 25 Aug 2014 09:56
Jesus fuck, no way I'm getting to sleep tonight.
Captain Cabinet Mon 25 Aug 2014 04:32
Ouch. Bad timing on the Jurassic Park joke :(
Folksinger Sun 24 Aug 2014 23:39
Extinct doesn't mean shit, or are you unfamiliar with the documentary Jurassic Park?
Folksinger Sun 24 Aug 2014 20:49
but they are extinct bro
Rapid Sun 24 Aug 2014 20:46
Apologies, not Livingston; Bathgate.
hippyscum Sun 24 Aug 2014 17:42

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