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thanks to folksinger for bringing this to my attention https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2LhXOtsTLY
Rapid Sun 21 Dec 2014 20:09
Portponky Thu 18 Dec 2014 23:59
Already been said I guess, but ARE YOU READY? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUo1PgKksgw
hippyscum Thu 18 Dec 2014 23:41
It's here.
Emperor Thu 18 Dec 2014 21:54
Rapid Thu 18 Dec 2014 14:07
If any of you use skype regularly you should stop
Portponky Thu 18 Dec 2014 12:38
Skype is not a very good program anyways
Emperor Thu 18 Dec 2014 01:12
if any of you use skype regularly you should turn off automatic updates because the new version looks like absolute shite and uses over 1gb of ram
David Cameron Wed 17 Dec 2014 16:48
Steam community market has changed... you'll have to hold on to items for one week after you buy them.
Rapid Wed 17 Dec 2014 16:00
Yeah that's Glasgow for you.
hippyscum Tue 16 Dec 2014 19:50
i think that might just be the most unlikely combination of instruments you could ever hear at the same time in one place
David Cameron Tue 16 Dec 2014 16:59
go see a health mechanic bro
Rapid Mon 15 Dec 2014 20:44
earache is a pain
Portponky Mon 15 Dec 2014 08:04
I wouldnt mind it if its not already taken
Rapid Sun 14 Dec 2014 13:57
might want to mention it's a killstreak sniper rifle kit
Portponky Sun 14 Dec 2014 12:37
in case it wasn't obvious i was and am still quite salty
David Cameron Sun 14 Dec 2014 09:57
i made the completely fucking stupid decisionto open a crate for the first time in like a year and got a stupid killstreak thing that i will never use does anyone want it
David Cameron Sun 14 Dec 2014 00:59
jesus
David Cameron Sat 13 Dec 2014 15:36
anti-gravity + tiny planet + brimstone + quad shot
Captain Cabinet Sat 13 Dec 2014 08:45
this was a strange combination of items to play with http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/f ... =355292404
Captain Cabinet Sat 13 Dec 2014 08:45
its borked, for now, though finally a change to clear out the crap from my steam inventory
Rapid Fri 12 Dec 2014 11:33
Steam Holiday auction? http://steamcommunity.com/auction
Kodderkopp Fri 12 Dec 2014 11:11
I bet Dcam will cry fowl if this goes on.
Kodderkopp Fri 12 Dec 2014 10:06
In comparison I have a poultry amount of ducks.
Amorbis Thu 11 Dec 2014 23:28
I have collected so many ducks today, I am going to quack up!
Rapid Thu 11 Dec 2014 15:50
i'd rather watch that over and over for an hour and a half than watch the doom movie
David Cameron Wed 10 Dec 2014 22:05
here's a project of mine you might have heard before: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8yc5bnOrSc
Portponky Wed 10 Dec 2014 21:51
Rip and tear your guts
Amorbis Wed 10 Dec 2014 21:36
omg it's doomsday, I totally forgot.
Portponky Wed 10 Dec 2014 21:04
happy birthday doom!
David Cameron Wed 10 Dec 2014 18:58
They're still in beta, cactus canyon got popular but then they removed the most popular stage from it and people lost interest. Asteroid is still being worked on, it's still confusing.
Portponky Wed 10 Dec 2014 11:03
What happened to all those beta maps that have been in beta since they launched the beta map thing or are they still in beta
Amorbis Wed 10 Dec 2014 02:10
yeah at 3:33 it shows the board the wrong way round and (consequently) the queens being on the wrong starting spots. Also heavy is supposed to be a genius, why is he making guff chess moves. Anyway the update is fabulous, I'm certain.
Portponky Tue 09 Dec 2014 20:13
Folksinger Tue 09 Dec 2014 19:55
the chessboard was all wrong, and also chess sucks, and also this update is fabulous
Portponky Tue 09 Dec 2014 19:54
Oh well. Anyone for chess? http://i.imgur.com/PY7EYMa.jpg
Folksinger Tue 09 Dec 2014 19:43
They really derailed the hype train on this one. There's supposed to be an Engi vs Spy update down the line, but I'm scared it'll turn out like this.
Folksinger Tue 09 Dec 2014 19:41
That game is on the railway to heaven
Emperor Tue 09 Dec 2014 19:14
DONT YOU DARE
David Cameron Tue 09 Dec 2014 18:28
this update was a train wreck
Captain Cabinet Tue 09 Dec 2014 18:00
What a wonderful update!
Portponky Tue 09 Dec 2014 17:50
who knows man, I'm sad the map got cut because it would be hard for noobs. EVERYTHING is hard for noobs, that's why they're noobs. Otherwise they'd be leet pros like us.
Portponky Tue 09 Dec 2014 16:10
dafuq do I do with these ducks?
hippyscum Tue 09 Dec 2014 14:27
What an underwhelming update.
Portponky Tue 09 Dec 2014 12:23
are they... bonus ducks?
Rapid Tue 09 Dec 2014 11:21
i'm kinda just waiting for a really REALLY good arena fps to come along and that'll be me done
David Cameron Tue 09 Dec 2014 10:54
oh well, just a few more updates like this and I can stop giving a shit about this silly cartoon game.
Captain Cabinet Tue 09 Dec 2014 06:08
you can pay to collect ducks? what even
Captain Cabinet Tue 09 Dec 2014 06:08
I've got 3 copies of Insurgency to give away: https://www.humblebundle.com/?gift=sHr4EMFMhAVaTzxc
Kodderkopp Tue 09 Dec 2014 01:32
And don't forget to give him a good spanking every few minutes to keep him aroused and compliant.
Kodderkopp Mon 08 Dec 2014 23:16
Or: Lure the pizzaboy inside with the promise of sexytime, have him get on all fours and quickly place the monitor and keyboard on his back.
Kodderkopp Mon 08 Dec 2014 23:15
sorted
David Cameron Mon 08 Dec 2014 21:57
you can just get a chair and while sitting on it balance a monitor and keyboard and mouse on your lap
David Cameron Mon 08 Dec 2014 21:57
What about a table, they're like nature's desks.
Folksinger Mon 08 Dec 2014 21:35
boxes make excellent desks
Rapid Mon 08 Dec 2014 21:14
Moved house, can't shoot baddies until weekend because no desk.
Amorbis Mon 08 Dec 2014 20:56
truly a sad day.
Rapid Mon 08 Dec 2014 10:28
rest in peace ralph baer :c
David Cameron Mon 08 Dec 2014 02:55
word son.
Rapid Sun 07 Dec 2014 00:07
damn those team themed player models look dope http://www.twitch.tv/esea_orange
Captain Cabinet Sat 06 Dec 2014 21:46
"Jester is dead. You have failed your quest." "Totally worth it pal. Get rid ae her, she's shite."
hippyscum Sat 06 Dec 2014 16:24
Age of Wonders is free on GOG right now, go get it
Emperor Sat 06 Dec 2014 15:18
Why did you kill him, he was meant to be your guide on your quest?
Emperor Sat 06 Dec 2014 11:49
oh there was no jester, it's a damn shame.
Captain Cabinet Sat 06 Dec 2014 06:16
Did you kill the Jester?
Folksinger Sat 06 Dec 2014 01:37
I knifed falconhoof himself in css, I'm very proud of that.
Captain Cabinet Sat 06 Dec 2014 01:30
also Nintendo have a feature to let you upload your mk8 replays to youtube, so you can be flagged with copyright infringement!
Rapid Fri 05 Dec 2014 17:14
dat impossible bus flip
Rapid Fri 05 Dec 2014 16:00
it looks like complete shit but i guess i'll see it anyway just to relax my constant raging arnie boner for a while
David Cameron Fri 05 Dec 2014 15:52
i didn't understand any of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8i6pOPRSug
David Cameron Fri 05 Dec 2014 15:51
Its just not true, you'd get laughed out of the depot.
Rapid Fri 05 Dec 2014 15:27
guys I've just heard that doritos (greek crisps) are actually pronounced doritose (medical crisps) is this true y/n?
Portponky Fri 05 Dec 2014 13:51
My God...
Folksinger Thu 04 Dec 2014 14:32
i wish i could think of something funny to say but that is just so sad
David Cameron Thu 04 Dec 2014 14:08
Sorry, guys, our Ark class trip to China is off: http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/n ... dplay-puns
Kodderkopp Thu 04 Dec 2014 12:04
neat.
Rapid Tue 02 Dec 2014 22:34
I can stream just fine in 1080
Emperor Tue 02 Dec 2014 21:44
If only my upload rate was higher than 30 kbps
Amorbis Tue 02 Dec 2014 21:41
You can now stream games on steam, it works just fine
Emperor Tue 02 Dec 2014 21:40
I saw the article that this was in originally; it was excerpts from the journalist Alan Cochrane's diary. Give it a read if you want to see how disturbing an overlap there is between politics and media in the UK.
hippyscum Mon 01 Dec 2014 21:22
how did they find out http://i.imgur.com/mKNOmnF.png
David Cameron Mon 01 Dec 2014 21:18
ML-Jesus sorry couldn't resist
Rapid Mon 01 Dec 2014 21:06
Actual mural in the chapel at Abu Ghraib: http://dj9frc12kq0lk.cloudfront.net/sit ... eel-01.jpg
Kodderkopp Mon 01 Dec 2014 19:07
I can confirm this.
Rapid Sun 30 Nov 2014 14:26
Fallout: New Vegas is on sale right now. It's very good. If you get it, get the Ultimate Edition,.
Emperor Sat 29 Nov 2014 21:45
nah
Rapid Sat 29 Nov 2014 00:22
put it in the themed items topic
Portponky Fri 28 Nov 2014 19:49
unusual handyman's handle with aces high, its called royal flush, laughed a little harder than I should of
Rapid Fri 28 Nov 2014 15:33
hey guys, see a fun looking game in the sale let us know!
Rapid Wed 26 Nov 2014 23:15
*Bad Rats, Bat Rats sounds too good.
Folksinger Wed 26 Nov 2014 20:59
Is it just me, or does Bat Rats get cheaper every year?
Folksinger Wed 26 Nov 2014 20:34
hippyscum Wed 26 Nov 2014 20:23
If nobody else has bought it off you I will :)
hippyscum Wed 26 Nov 2014 02:03
Would anyone like the Total War Rome II: Caesar in Gaul DLC? I don't have the base game.
Folksinger Tue 25 Nov 2014 22:21
Nice,
Folksinger Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:56
New https://www.humblebundle.com/ with Danica Patrick and the Bees Racing for $ 1
Kodderkopp Tue 25 Nov 2014 21:35

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