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My frag video denied.
Captain Cabinet Mon 29 Sep 2014 16:37
yawn
Rapid Sat 27 Sep 2014 22:08
This video that the forum banned me for for 10 minutes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obO5sbz ... e=youtu.be
Emperor Sat 27 Sep 2014 21:03
you have no idea how hard my penis is after this video
Emperor Sat 27 Sep 2014 20:49
Zapping to the extreme, all day, every day.
Folksinger Fri 26 Sep 2014 15:37
pls no, CWC is weird
Emperor Fri 26 Sep 2014 14:24
are we talking about sonichu now
Portponky Fri 26 Sep 2014 13:28
What does that make porcupine-waluigi
Emperor Fri 26 Sep 2014 09:15
hedgehog-wario: evillest of all pokemen
Kodderkopp Fri 26 Sep 2014 09:14
you belong in a garbage can
Emperor Thu 25 Sep 2014 17:54
Finland is a toilet!, with a cold seat!!!
Rapid Thu 25 Sep 2014 17:52
ur moms a toilet
Emperor Thu 25 Sep 2014 17:49
ur a toilet
Rapid Thu 25 Sep 2014 17:46
toilet humour really is an ark specialty
David Cameron Thu 25 Sep 2014 17:40
Brown notes
Portponky Thu 25 Sep 2014 16:55
bum notes
Rapid Thu 25 Sep 2014 15:51
or a numb tongue
Emperor Thu 25 Sep 2014 15:41
Pointing it at other holes might lead to excessive diarrheoa
Amorbis Thu 25 Sep 2014 15:35
Those are the correct holes to point sound at.
Emperor Thu 25 Sep 2014 14:52
primarily by blasting it down my ear holes at full volume
David Cameron Thu 25 Sep 2014 13:18
this feature is making me remember how good the music in system shock 2 is
David Cameron Thu 25 Sep 2014 13:17
no i got going it its a pretty good feature, although it seems to be turning into xbox dashboard now
Rapid Thu 25 Sep 2014 11:20
so far its shown me the soundtracks from games but i cant get them to play
Rapid Thu 25 Sep 2014 10:25
yeah, I noticed that music player thing. I couldn't get it to do anything though.
Portponky Thu 25 Sep 2014 10:14
also steam has a music player now...
Rapid Thu 25 Sep 2014 10:12
Holy shit that guy got a Scorching Trilby for 4 buds!
hippyscum Thu 25 Sep 2014 01:04
all thats missing is a scene where he loses his loadout
Rapid Wed 24 Sep 2014 21:39
Rapid Wed 24 Sep 2014 19:58
I like it.
Folksinger Tue 23 Sep 2014 16:05
eiffel 65 etc
David Cameron Tue 23 Sep 2014 14:29
not so keen on the personalized steam store front
Rapid Tue 23 Sep 2014 10:48
p.s i thought we agreed to keep the whole imaginary wife and family thing from him
David Cameron Mon 22 Sep 2014 16:00
OOOOOO
David Cameron Mon 22 Sep 2014 15:59
ur mom LOL
Emperor Mon 22 Sep 2014 14:10
I dunno, perhaps his wife?
Rapid Mon 22 Sep 2014 14:00
who will ponky make sweet sweet love to now?
David Cameron Mon 22 Sep 2014 13:58
I'd love to but i just dont have the monies
Rapid Mon 22 Sep 2014 13:44
come visit me
Portponky Mon 22 Sep 2014 13:32
guys week off, wat do?
Rapid Mon 22 Sep 2014 12:13
Emperor Sun 21 Sep 2014 19:13
aphex twin suuuucks
Rapid Fri 19 Sep 2014 23:04
But I look so purdy in my dress...
hippyscum Fri 19 Sep 2014 20:35
Amorbis Fri 19 Sep 2014 19:39
I feel this is appropriate seeing what happened in the scottish elections: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/f ... =315931465
Emperor Fri 19 Sep 2014 18:34
Also it's Talk Like a Pirate Day. Yarr and all that.
Emperor Fri 19 Sep 2014 16:46
ok aphex twin's new album leaked gonna go shut myself in the closet for the next 18 hours
David Cameron Fri 19 Sep 2014 13:29
bout time
David Cameron Fri 19 Sep 2014 12:42
Wasteland 2 is officially out
Emperor Fri 19 Sep 2014 10:26
it really is the only thing that gives me energy
David Cameron Thu 18 Sep 2014 21:57
David only eats toast and marmite
Emperor Thu 18 Sep 2014 18:44
Also, here, have a wicked-arsch song about summer in Berlin: http://www.clipfish.de/musikvideos/vide ... en-hawaii/
Kodderkopp Thu 18 Sep 2014 15:24
Well, how about buying some proper German, 100% butterproof bread then? If it doesn't look, feel and taste like a brick, you're doing something wrong.
Kodderkopp Thu 18 Sep 2014 15:20
the only problem about that is that summer actually exists in germany :(
David Cameron Thu 18 Sep 2014 14:57
butter does not need to be refrigerated, and doing so will make it impossible to use.
Portponky Thu 18 Sep 2014 13:37
That's why you have to spread the knife into the butter several times to soften it.Or take the butter out of the fridge earlier.
Folksinger Thu 18 Sep 2014 13:08
stop refrigerating your butter you moron
Portponky Thu 18 Sep 2014 10:47
what a harrowing thought
David Cameron Thu 18 Sep 2014 08:42
do you think butter companies work with bread companies to make the bread turn to shit when you try spreading butter on it so you'll use/have to buy more butter
David Cameron Thu 18 Sep 2014 08:41
The set bonuses are cool
Captain Cabinet Thu 18 Sep 2014 06:08
Shit the alien isolation promo items for tf2 are pretty fucking neat.
Captain Cabinet Thu 18 Sep 2014 06:08
I like to believe that it shows Scotland isn't chicken.
Folksinger Wed 17 Sep 2014 18:12
Or maybe it's telling scots to eat less fast food.
Emperor Wed 17 Sep 2014 18:11
Fried food without Scotland. 'tis an omen indeed!
hippyscum Wed 17 Sep 2014 18:06
yeah it is, i nostalgia'd hard almost right at the strt of the game
Rapid Wed 17 Sep 2014 12:38
Bedlam actually looks really fun. Also an honorary Stirling jibe at 1:05ish. I feel so relevant!
hippyscum Wed 17 Sep 2014 04:22
New trailer for Chris Brookmyre's Bedlam the Game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpRxTss04sM
Kodderkopp Tue 16 Sep 2014 16:06
Wonder if it'll be paid out in Xbox Live points.
hippyscum Tue 16 Sep 2014 14:19
I wonder if 2.5 billion was their first offer
Rapid Tue 16 Sep 2014 09:18
Minecraft was never good, so selling it for $2.5 billion seems like a good idea
Portponky Tue 16 Sep 2014 02:01
Amorbis Mon 15 Sep 2014 17:35
Notch has also left, hopefully so he can work full time on that horse game
Amorbis Mon 15 Sep 2014 17:34
Wow. I hope they don't try to add mandatory Games for Windows Live support.
Folksinger Mon 15 Sep 2014 15:56
jesus christ what the fuck
Emperor Mon 15 Sep 2014 15:48
What in the actual fuck
Mikey Mon 15 Sep 2014 15:44
Microsoft just bought Mojang for $2.5 BILLION
Mikey Mon 15 Sep 2014 15:44
Sounds like finnish then
Emperor Mon 15 Sep 2014 15:39
To make the language as annoying and redundant as possible?
Folksinger Mon 15 Sep 2014 15:36
for what purpose
Emperor Mon 15 Sep 2014 15:32
You have to pronounce the "dd" as a "th" sound, Welsh is weird when it comes to repeated letters.
Folksinger Mon 15 Sep 2014 10:48
I've been playing Crusader Kings 2, and seriously what the fuck Wales, there is no way "Perfeddwlad" is a real pronounceable place name.
Emperor Mon 15 Sep 2014 07:25
That is peak fail right there.
hippyscum Sun 14 Sep 2014 16:11
no words...
Rapid Sun 14 Sep 2014 11:38
Amorbis Sun 14 Sep 2014 02:38
There's also a big sale over at the Humble Bundle Store until the 22nd.
Folksinger Sat 13 Sep 2014 20:13
I got a 50% off pooday 2 if anyone wants it
Rapid Sat 13 Sep 2014 19:38
ph'nglui mglw'nafh r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Emperor Sat 13 Sep 2014 19:13
Sunday's announcement: http://nationalcollective.com/2014/09/1 ... ns-leaked/ I for one welcome our new FTAGHN master.
hippyscum Sat 13 Sep 2014 17:24
I believe the asteroid was played by Leonardo DiCaprio, last king of Atlantis
Portponky Fri 12 Sep 2014 10:58
Oh is that the one where they went to space with Clint Eastwood and Bruce Willis to destroy the asteroid that started the invasion of Earth and destroyed the White House?
Emperor Thu 11 Sep 2014 17:54
Tom Hanks? I loved him in 'Die Hard' where he portrayed NYPD astronaut Hans Gruber
Portponky Thu 11 Sep 2014 16:18
It was a good film, but then they decided to bring out a "digitally remastered" edition and added a totally unnecessary Tom Hanks cameo.
Folksinger Thu 11 Sep 2014 15:49
He's also Luke's father and can't handle the truth.
hippyscum Thu 11 Sep 2014 15:43
Little does he know he is actually the chosen one to bring the balance to the force by returning Jerusalem to Christian hands.
Emperor Thu 11 Sep 2014 14:34
Well, there's this shark that's a total dick to Roy Schieder, who plays James Bond. After chasing him all over Amity Island he ends up trapped on a collapsing spacestation.
Portponky Thu 11 Sep 2014 13:52

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