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I wouldn't want to group myself with the likes of him. (lol)
Rapid Sun 29 Mar 2015 18:56
wasn't Hitler a vegetarian?
Rapid Sun 29 Mar 2015 18:55
Not to say it might mean you don't meat your daily requirement of protein.
Emperor Sun 29 Mar 2015 18:41
Don't ever become a vegan or vegetarian, it's a mi-steak.
Ragamuffin Sun 29 Mar 2015 18:35
I only travel on vegan roads made of quorncrete
Portponky Sun 29 Mar 2015 14:46
it's a waste of a gift wrap. Try to convince them that whilst attempting to sign their item, you've written on your monitor with a sharpie and then press them for solutions.
Portponky Fri 27 Mar 2015 12:08
I had two people add me to sign items for them, I shouldhave done it
Rapid Thu 26 Mar 2015 23:01
two people with private steam profiles just added me at exactly the same time, this should go well
David Cameron Thu 26 Mar 2015 17:59
Yes, I know, I looked it up in the Pamphlet Encyclopaedia, the leading unabridged reference guide on thin printed material.
Portponky Wed 25 Mar 2015 19:54
Tome Magazine, the premiere publication on thick books.
Emperor Wed 25 Mar 2015 19:17
Johnald Clintorn dubed Tome Magazine's Worst Man Ever©
David Cameron Wed 25 Mar 2015 18:58
Jermaine Jackson
Emperor Wed 25 Mar 2015 17:29
Jerome Claxton isn't allowed to drive the fast cars on Top Trumps anymore
Folksinger Wed 25 Mar 2015 17:11
lol, yeah also D
Rapid Wed 25 Mar 2015 01:11
Portponky Tue 24 Mar 2015 13:34
nuts and bolts luchadore for about 15 quid on the marketplace.
Portponky Mon 23 Mar 2015 11:35
He is always so polite.
Emperor Sun 22 Mar 2015 23:14
That doesen't sound like something Moonie would post.
Emperor Sun 22 Mar 2015 23:13
sounds awesome, also hi Moonie, that looked suspiciously like an Ascii rendition of an extremely long penis entering a bum
Portponky Sun 22 Mar 2015 22:33
although i dont think any of them have subtitles, i guess it just makes it more fun
David Cameron Sun 22 Mar 2015 21:30
mission accomplished: i picked up some awesome looking chinese films in hk today, they were all like a quid each, this should be great
David Cameron Sun 22 Mar 2015 21:30
B==========3
MoonTiger55 Sun 22 Mar 2015 16:23
Sweden will be a third world country (in terms of GDP and HDI) by 2025 due to the massive amounts of immigrants they've taking in a short time.
Emperor Sat 21 Mar 2015 21:50
Did you know the birthrate for immigrants from wombland is the highest of all demographics???!!! They took our jerbs!!!11
Kodderkopp Sat 21 Mar 2015 21:08
Don't let pegida know you had a kid, they'll start telling everyone how you brought yet another freeloading harz4 having immigrant into the country. Also congrats!
David Cameron Sat 21 Mar 2015 18:12
Thankz0rs! Ugh, how to find an easy-to-reach pediatrician who is not into homeopathy, unicorn pubes and other magical shite.
Kodderkopp Sat 21 Mar 2015 18:00
Also Congrats.
Ragamuffin Fri 20 Mar 2015 17:54
Little do we know, Kodderkopp underwent sex change and height reduction therapy.
Ragamuffin Fri 20 Mar 2015 17:53
Congrats Kodderkopp!
hippyscum Fri 20 Mar 2015 14:03
I'm really on the fence with the new Terminator trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRQ2ouTlkd4
Folksinger Fri 20 Mar 2015 11:53
Fanks, bro!
Kodderkopp Fri 20 Mar 2015 10:49
Congrats Kodderfopp!
Rapid Thu 19 Mar 2015 22:54
or Mikey today
Emperor Thu 19 Mar 2015 18:19
that sounds just like me when I was 12
David Cameron Thu 19 Mar 2015 18:01
So, my wife and I have a new flatmate. She's 50 centimeters tall and REALLY likes boobies.
Kodderkopp Thu 19 Mar 2015 17:18
happy alcoholism day
Rapid Tue 17 Mar 2015 10:15
hahaha!!!
Rapid Mon 16 Mar 2015 00:38
You've got to be Fuccon kidding me!
Folksinger Sun 15 Mar 2015 21:51
David Cameron Sun 15 Mar 2015 21:50
Kevin must be so proud of his dad
Rapid Sun 15 Mar 2015 12:37
The director of the best/worst movie ever has a new sitcom streaming on Hulu Plus http://www.theverge.com/2015/3/15/82153 ... -hulu-plus
Ragamuffin Sun 15 Mar 2015 12:33
It begins
Ragamuffin Sun 15 Mar 2015 12:33
I'm surprised he hasn't told anyone he'll nuke them yet.
hippyscum Sun 15 Mar 2015 02:35
Whoever it is I trust him
Amorbis Sun 15 Mar 2015 01:58
I wonder who will end up masturbating at this location: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-31885895
Portponky Sun 15 Mar 2015 01:52
"I will trap and possess all of the porkamans" - Yugi Naruto, protagonist of Digimon
Folksinger Sat 14 Mar 2015 06:43
That kind of sucks. You can get them fairly easily over GTS.
Folksinger Sat 14 Mar 2015 06:41
Pokeymans?
Emperor Sat 14 Mar 2015 00:10
Gold/Silver starters I think
Amorbis Fri 13 Mar 2015 23:32
What Pokémons woud they be?
Folksinger Fri 13 Mar 2015 21:48
But Pokébank costs real money
Amorbis Fri 13 Mar 2015 21:19
3 free pokemans for people who log into their pokebank accounts wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Rapid Fri 13 Mar 2015 20:57
hippyscum Fri 13 Mar 2015 03:45
Wow, he died in a COMPLETELY different way from what I expected
Portponky Fri 13 Mar 2015 02:40
oh man...
Rapid Thu 12 Mar 2015 22:40
Kinda completely gutted about that.
hippyscum Thu 12 Mar 2015 18:41
RIP Terry Pratchett
Emperor Thu 12 Mar 2015 17:33
Be sure to take some photos of the shittest looking knock-off stuff you can find!
Folksinger Thu 12 Mar 2015 17:10
I demand pop stations, naw just kidding have a good trip
Rapid Thu 12 Mar 2015 16:53
aw hell yeah, if you get some quality dvds we could have Ark Movie Night Redux
Portponky Thu 12 Mar 2015 16:42
guys i'm going to hong kong in a few hours does anyone want some bootleg guff
David Cameron Thu 12 Mar 2015 14:54
Calais*
Ragamuffin Wed 11 Mar 2015 11:51
I'm sure Callais would be his number one CV drop off point.
Ragamuffin Wed 11 Mar 2015 11:44
Farage might want to get his CV in so he has something to do after the election
Portponky Wed 11 Mar 2015 11:20
they should of sacked him two fracases ago
Rapid Tue 10 Mar 2015 23:24
Did he look like a bitch?
Emperor Mon 09 Mar 2015 21:12
i was on my way to a job interview too it was like a sign of good luck
David Cameron Mon 09 Mar 2015 20:27
i saw samuel jackson on the train today
David Cameron Mon 09 Mar 2015 20:27
today's oglaf has ark-level silliness: http://oglaf.com/geometry/
Kodderkopp Mon 09 Mar 2015 02:17
Portponky Sun 08 Mar 2015 01:46
i had no idea limmy played cs http://www.twitch.tv/brianlimond
David Cameron Sat 07 Mar 2015 23:47
Gotta tweet fast! http://snag.gy/tWEG9.jpg
Folksinger Wed 04 Mar 2015 19:51
probably old news but relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMli33ornEU
Kodderkopp Wed 04 Mar 2015 11:57
Woah that's some next level stuff right there
Folksinger Tue 03 Mar 2015 22:48
Who needs Half-Life when you can have this: https://www.aldi.co.uk/en/specialbuys/s ... simulator/
Amorbis Tue 03 Mar 2015 22:41
Damn, although I suppose it it was real they would have created a new G-man model or something
Folksinger Tue 03 Mar 2015 16:06
yeah it seems like it, or it could be for the rest of black mesa? for those who didn't play it, the current version isn't a conversion of the whole game, only part of it
David Cameron Tue 03 Mar 2015 16:06
aw I was flim flammed
Rapid Tue 03 Mar 2015 14:52
another* even
Emperor Tue 03 Mar 2015 14:49
Calling it, this is anothing ruse.
Emperor Tue 03 Mar 2015 14:49
OH
Folksinger Tue 03 Mar 2015 14:40
also click on any link on that page
David Cameron Tue 03 Mar 2015 14:14
oh shit, its happening
Rapid Tue 03 Mar 2015 14:14
I heard Gaben is a kife is disguise
Rapid Tue 03 Mar 2015 13:00
I heard Gaben eats ice cream with a knife
Amorbis Sat 28 Feb 2015 22:32
I heard Gaben will be frozen in a vat of Oreo ice-cream and will be de-frosted in time for the release of Episode 3 on the thirty-third of March 3333 AG (Anno Gabeni)
Kodderkopp Sat 28 Feb 2015 22:31
probably nothing
David Cameron Sat 28 Feb 2015 20:05
so valve's at gdc, on the 3rd of march, is gonna be at 3pm
David Cameron Sat 28 Feb 2015 20:05
learning and understanding: http://store.steampowered.com/app/353360/
Portponky Sat 28 Feb 2015 19:54
r.i.p leonard nimoy :(
David Cameron Sat 28 Feb 2015 01:09
i know, just 99 pages of that shite
Rapid Fri 27 Feb 2015 18:00
scripts are usually around 100-120 pages so that checks out
Portponky Thu 26 Feb 2015 21:54
99 pages... lulz
Rapid Thu 26 Feb 2015 21:15
mr. wiseau really wants people to know they had a script for the room https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEqwW7_mMTo
David Cameron Thu 26 Feb 2015 14:16
Not at all, if anything science hasn't gone far enough.
Portponky Wed 25 Feb 2015 13:36
Folksinger Mon 23 Feb 2015 14:03
D:
Rapid Mon 23 Feb 2015 11:19

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