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are you the genie of free games?
David Cameron Fri 22 Sep 2017 18:23
Silly brawler Gang Beasts is having a free weekend. Anyone up for trying that shit out tonight or tomorrow? http://store.steampowered.com/app/285900/Gang_Beasts/
Kodderkopp Fri 22 Sep 2017 10:25
2 spooky 4 me game outlast (deluxe edition) also free: https://www.humblebundle.com/store/outlast-deluxe
Kodderkopp Thu 21 Sep 2017 21:49
Free Steam key for board game "Ticket to Ride": https://www.tickettoridewithmax.com/en
Kodderkopp Thu 21 Sep 2017 17:04
Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee free on gog: https://www.gog.com/game/oddworld_abes_oddysee
Kodderkopp Tue 19 Sep 2017 18:04
classic good game Psychonauts free at humble: https://www.humblebundle.com/store/psychonauts
Kodderkopp Thu 14 Sep 2017 22:43
nice
Portponky Fri 08 Sep 2017 15:54
Kodderkopp Thu 07 Sep 2017 20:56
pretty good new https://www.humblebundle.com/jumbo-bundle-9 including Vermintide (L4D with rats)
Kodderkopp Tue 29 Aug 2017 21:34
Rapid Mon 21 Aug 2017 00:26
this is pretty weird
David Cameron Sat 29 Jul 2017 02:22
I googled rebecca black to find out where she is now and things got weird pretty quick and now I'm inflicting it on you guys: https://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/ ... quality=85
Portponky Sat 29 Jul 2017 00:11
I feel your pain. I am now only ankle deep in it having done 3 trips to the dump with all the housemoving boxes and new electronics' boxes.
hippyscum Mon 24 Jul 2017 23:03
i'm still balls deep in cardboard boxes at the mo. you gois have fern.
Kodderkopp Sat 22 Jul 2017 23:20
oooo sounds new!
hippyscum Sat 22 Jul 2017 18:23
We should play some vidyo games this weekend, I heard about this game with teams and fortresses we should try
Amorbis Sat 22 Jul 2017 14:06
Did you hear about the guy who fell into the great big power loom at the scottish manskirt factory? - He was kilt.
Kodderkopp Tue 18 Jul 2017 16:53
also yes, I am responsible for it
Portponky Tue 11 Jul 2017 10:36
it's a load of incomprehensible shite
Portponky Tue 11 Jul 2017 10:35
is that yer new game? Looks... tough.
hippyscum Sat 08 Jul 2017 17:51
Portponky Fri 07 Jul 2017 19:04
I heard Lidl has some good wiener schnitzel
Amorbis Wed 05 Jul 2017 23:14
ok folks, I should be moving into my house (and shopping regularly at my local LIDL) by the end of the week. Hopefully, normal service will resume and I won't be such an asocial dickhole.
hippyscum Sat 01 Jul 2017 22:56
Are you telling me you no longer need.... lods emone?
Folksinger Fri 23 Jun 2017 18:21
also, if there's still someone's nan or dog who hasn't got killing floor yet, hubble buddle is giving it away atm: https://www.humblebundle.com/store/kill ... egame_2017
Kodderkopp Fri 23 Jun 2017 01:20
Rapid Thu 22 Jun 2017 23:25
Ooo, you should totally convert that hole into a little terrarium and keep a tiny mouse or lizard or smurf in there.
Kodderkopp Sun 18 Jun 2017 21:04
think of all the things you could do with that credit card! the possibilities are endless,
David Cameron Fri 16 Jun 2017 03:05
And it only took a few bashes with a screwdriver.
hippyscum Thu 15 Jun 2017 22:28
and also basically account for 100% of the mass of the universe, minus a miniscule faction
Portponky Thu 15 Jun 2017 19:40
it's likely the safe would break, yes
Portponky Thu 15 Jun 2017 19:39
would the safe cave in on itself if it was going that fast?
David Cameron Thu 15 Jun 2017 18:12
Also if you accelerate it vertically to just under the speed of light, spatial compression should allow you to open the drawer without undoing the bolt.
Portponky Thu 15 Jun 2017 15:35
you won't be able to crack it with a hammer and a screwdriver. Best bet is picking, sawing through the bolt (lol gl) or casing (lol^2). You could probably take the front off with an oxycetaline torch but the minor problem is the contents would be on fire.
Portponky Thu 15 Jun 2017 15:34
here's a video of a similar lock being picked, doesn't look too hard (lol): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Vp67zD4pAQ
Portponky Thu 15 Jun 2017 15:28
here's a video showing the mechanism: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOxt37aJNW4
Portponky Thu 15 Jun 2017 15:25
seems to be an older version of this: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Imitation-Doub ... B00G2MNR5U
Portponky Thu 15 Jun 2017 15:23
oh my gosh, you know what happens when you post about hidden safes on reddit? they go dildonic
Portponky Thu 15 Jun 2017 15:17
it's past midday PLEASE tell me you got that thing open
David Cameron Thu 15 Jun 2017 13:47
hippyscum Wed 14 Jun 2017 23:30
wicked! tonight around ten brit-time?
Kodderkopp Sat 10 Jun 2017 11:19
I may be able to see my way to that!
hippyscum Fri 09 Jun 2017 23:36
would anyone be up for mucking about in GTA online this weekend?
Kodderkopp Fri 09 Jun 2017 15:44
David Cameron Fri 09 Jun 2017 12:25
hippyscum Thu 08 Jun 2017 21:39
noice, thanks
Kodderkopp Thu 08 Jun 2017 14:10
fuck yeah ESWAT!, fuck yeah.
Rapid Wed 07 Jun 2017 22:55
there's a bundle on that has all those old-timey games referenced in sonic racing: https://www.bundlestars.com/en/promotio ... x-bundle-2
Kodderkopp Wed 07 Jun 2017 19:13
totes! I shall be onloin after babby falls asleep.
Kodderkopp Sat 03 Jun 2017 20:44
Anyone fancy some car ball or bee game over the weekend?
Amorbis Sat 03 Jun 2017 19:33
shooty bang bang simulator Rising Storm goty free to keep at hubble buddle: https://www.humblebundle.com/store/risi ... ar-edition?
Kodderkopp Thu 25 May 2017 20:04
Psssh… Nothin Personnel… Kid…
Rapid Thu 18 May 2017 16:36
I think the main thing to take away from all this is that we should def get a Danica Racing session going one of these days.
Kodderkopp Thu 18 May 2017 11:03
the whole thing is pointless because you cant make masterpieces like this http://puu.sh/vTphR/4b6764ab65.jpg
David Cameron Thu 18 May 2017 03:18
While listening to Nine Inch Nails (the band)
Amorbis Wed 17 May 2017 23:57
Now a pregnant Kevin the hedgehog can revive Sonichu with the dragon balls
Folksinger Tue 16 May 2017 18:15
Your shitty Sonic OC is OFFICIALLY CANON BABY! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5x1yL2kGT0
Folksinger Tue 16 May 2017 18:14
Alan Wake is 90% off and it is getting removed from Steam in a day or two. Last chance to buy it? I guess?
Portponky Sat 13 May 2017 23:52
cheers, bro!
Kodderkopp Fri 12 May 2017 22:55
Don't know how good it is(n't), haven't played it yet
Emperor Thu 11 May 2017 23:21
Dungeons 2 (a dungeon keeper-like) is free on humble store right now https://www.humblebundle.com/store/dungeons-2
Emperor Thu 11 May 2017 23:21
I'll bee there
Amorbis Sat 06 May 2017 20:19
Anyone up for some Danica or Rocket League or TF2 tonight? Around ten?
Kodderkopp Sat 06 May 2017 14:22
I'm urgently looking through urban dictionary to try and find out what your condition is called
Portponky Sat 06 May 2017 04:57
Or possibly Lyme disease. Were you recently sucked off by a tick? Watch out for the telltale "bull's eye" rash around your rod.
Kodderkopp Fri 05 May 2017 20:57
Sounds like it might have had a stroke. Did your dick have a metallic taste in its mouth?
Kodderkopp Fri 05 May 2017 17:44
it appears there is a thing as jacking off too hard
David Cameron Fri 05 May 2017 12:41
about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point that it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss.
Rapid Fri 05 May 2017 11:48
Ed Balls
Portponky Sun 30 Apr 2017 16:09
Ed Balls?
hippyscum Sat 29 Apr 2017 19:33
Ed Balls
David Cameron Sat 29 Apr 2017 03:58
Ed Balls
Amorbis Sat 29 Apr 2017 02:46
Lisa is on sale, its pretty gritty and it may tear you apart...
Rapid Fri 28 Apr 2017 20:13
the polls suggest they will, but everything's a bit up in the air. It will be hilarious if (a) Teresa May loses her seat, or (b) there's no scottish tory MPs so the secretary for scotland has to be someone who isn't scottish? unlol
Portponky Wed 26 Apr 2017 15:05
if the tories win again i'm gonna be double pissed
David Cameron Mon 24 Apr 2017 19:41
also, the instructions for the bits i have to fill out read like it was written by a cat
David Cameron Mon 24 Apr 2017 19:39
dude look at this shit NOT TO MENTION THEYRE DOUBLE SIDED http://puu.sh/vuOBZ/4629761931.jpg
David Cameron Mon 24 Apr 2017 19:37
His biggest tour de force since The Room
hippyscum Sun 23 Apr 2017 23:33
you're letting the conservatives win david cameron
Portponky Sun 23 Apr 2017 17:14
if only voting by post wasnt a fucking nightmare
David Cameron Fri 21 Apr 2017 14:11
hey that's pretty smart
David Cameron Fri 21 Apr 2017 14:10
Gegen Demokraten helfen nur Soldaten, as Friedrich Wilhelm IV. of Prussia would say.
Kodderkopp Fri 21 Apr 2017 11:27
As do I, but haven't I been democratic enough recently?
hippyscum Fri 21 Apr 2017 08:59
I like voting, it's democratic
Portponky Thu 20 Apr 2017 22:51
As if I didn't hate Theresa May enough already now she's making me vote for the 6th time in 2 1/2 years.
hippyscum Thu 20 Apr 2017 09:03
hahahaha glad I don't live in england cuz I wouldn't know who the fuck to vote for
Portponky Wed 19 Apr 2017 21:02
Is it time for video games yet
Amorbis Thu 06 Apr 2017 23:11
It went well; lots og blood but no pain. I did get to choose, I went with the cage as I don't have a Travolta chin. My hair is a bird now also.
hippyscum Thu 30 Mar 2017 09:44
@hippy: how did your facescraping go? did you get to choose between the cage and the travolta for your new one?
Kodderkopp Wed 29 Mar 2017 16:39
thanks!
Kodderkopp Wed 29 Mar 2017 16:36

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