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Tommy wiseau really hates that upcoming documentary:
Folksinger Sat 18 Apr 2015 18:27
Portponky Sat 18 Apr 2015 18:04
Rapid Sat 18 Apr 2015 09:05
I for one welcome our bear overlords.
Rapid Fri 17 Apr 2015 18:13
After which we will form into the globe-spanning Gillette Empire. The best a MAN can get.
Emperor Fri 17 Apr 2015 14:33
Non-Steam key, though.
Kodderkopp Fri 17 Apr 2015 09:59
GTA V PC is 25 squids on ... e-download with coupon code #FUNISHOT, if anyone else wants to be shamelessly exploited as an unpaid post-launch beta tester.
Kodderkopp Fri 17 Apr 2015 09:58
It's true, the planned future genetic war between humans and bears will come to fruition soon. Our only ally will be shaved bears acting as double agents informing psy-bears (bear shadow government) of their war strategy, so invest in heavy duty shaving companies now
Portponky Fri 17 Apr 2015 09:49
But hopefully by that point our legs will evolve into a single tail, and mankind can swim to safety. What then bears?!
Folksinger Thu 16 Apr 2015 21:56
It won't be long until bears evolve thrusters though
Amorbis Thu 16 Apr 2015 21:53
That, and everyone knows the legs have the best meat. Evolving so that we only have 2 legs instead of 4 was natural development to escape ravenous bears.
Emperor Thu 16 Apr 2015 17:10
I'm glad you raised that important point. "Back Legs" is simply medical slang for "Backup Legiments", they are merely a backup and thus the front legs are probably fine as they are still connected to the rabbit. Humans don't have backup legiments as we evolved from our primordial centaur state after inventing chairs.
Portponky Thu 16 Apr 2015 16:44
I hope the front legs were okay.
hippyscum Thu 16 Apr 2015 15:13
that is glorious, your girlfriends cat must notice your honor
Rapid Thu 16 Apr 2015 12:21
my girlfriends cat brought in the back legs of a rabbit yesterday, I think the legs were dead.
Captain Cabinet Wed 15 Apr 2015 23:29
it's still breathing but he's completely stunned i hope he's gonna be ok
David Cameron Wed 15 Apr 2015 22:03
one of our cats just caught a little mouse thing and it's the cutest animal i've ever seen ... 1_1280.jpg
David Cameron Wed 15 Apr 2015 22:03
The best way to kill the chariot boss is to kill it with many arrows as it circles around
Amorbis Tue 14 Apr 2015 22:40
fukken optional chariot boss, fukken 5 humanity.... mrrgrrgrr...
Rapid Tue 14 Apr 2015 17:01
Rapid Mon 13 Apr 2015 12:24
I'd like some POUND CAKE!
Rapid Sat 11 Apr 2015 20:50
Do you get to make some Devil's food cake?
Amorbis Fri 10 Apr 2015 21:37
David Cameron Fri 10 Apr 2015 20:33
I am interest this.
hippyscum Fri 10 Apr 2015 11:39
I would certainly like to that
Portponky Fri 10 Apr 2015 10:27
Amorbis Fri 10 Apr 2015 01:12
"Do you believe in life after love?" - T-Pain
Kodderkopp Fri 10 Apr 2015 00:06
"That's too bad." - Jay Z, Dentist
Emperor Wed 08 Apr 2015 12:23
"I didn't ask for this" -Mr. Deus Ex
Portponky Wed 08 Apr 2015 10:22
i'm sure foulksonger's knob is pointing skyward as i type
David Cameron Wed 08 Apr 2015 00:18
new deus ex confirmed huuu hh ueeo ehe ueh eeoeh
David Cameron Wed 08 Apr 2015 00:15
A rapper who uses autotune too much. I knew I should've gone with Cher!
Folksinger Wed 08 Apr 2015 00:05
Rapid Tue 07 Apr 2015 23:26
Now you too can play TF2 like T-Pain:
Folksinger Tue 07 Apr 2015 18:37
I dunno this one is pretty good
Rapid Sat 04 Apr 2015 22:05
the funniest thing is that this is so much better than the original
David Cameron Sat 04 Apr 2015 15:03
David Cameron Sat 04 Apr 2015 12:45
I kinda made this shit gif lol:
Portponky Sat 04 Apr 2015 03:21
best april fools joke for you guys, send me 500 euros via paypal, i'll never see it coming
David Cameron Wed 01 Apr 2015 21:55
It's always April stools day in Bristol
Kodderkopp Wed 01 Apr 2015 19:23
Well there's a silver lining after all
Folksinger Wed 01 Apr 2015 13:57
I fucking hate this day so much
Emperor Wed 01 Apr 2015 12:52
I told myself I wouldn't get fooled this year as well...
Folksinger Wed 01 Apr 2015 12:00
David Cameron Wed 01 Apr 2015 11:51
AAAW you got me
Rapid Wed 01 Apr 2015 11:48
Guys, how's it going? APRILS GOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Portponky Wed 01 Apr 2015 11:35
its pretty good, haunted/10
Rapid Tue 31 Mar 2015 22:04
Would anyone like my copy of Outlast from the new Humble bundle? 2 scary 4 me.
Kodderkopp Tue 31 Mar 2015 20:40
Rapid Tue 31 Mar 2015 20:20
I have a key for the original Deus Ex if anyone wants it / trade it for something
Folksinger Tue 31 Mar 2015 18:59
What about my Windows phone guys? I can't wait for Microsoft to release a face-mount made of floppy pasta that costs like 300€.
Emperor Tue 31 Mar 2015 17:10
I was disappointed that my phone wasn't advanced enough to run Google Cardboard, until I saw the Paul McCartney app anyway.
Folksinger Tue 31 Mar 2015 13:44
Obviously you're not a cat
Portponky Tue 31 Mar 2015 11:23
...wait £10 for a cardboard box? thats nuts
Rapid Tue 31 Mar 2015 00:27
I just played around a bit with google cardboard. Shit has come a long way. If you have a recent-ish android phone you guys should totally check it out! Cardboard face-boxes can be had for around 10 quid.
Kodderkopp Mon 30 Mar 2015 11:40
If only he had given peas a chance.
Folksinger Sun 29 Mar 2015 19:32
I wouldn't want to group myself with the likes of him. (lol)
Rapid Sun 29 Mar 2015 18:56
wasn't Hitler a vegetarian?
Rapid Sun 29 Mar 2015 18:55
Not to say it might mean you don't meat your daily requirement of protein.
Emperor Sun 29 Mar 2015 18:41
Don't ever become a vegan or vegetarian, it's a mi-steak.
Ragamuffin Sun 29 Mar 2015 18:35
I only travel on vegan roads made of quorncrete
Portponky Sun 29 Mar 2015 14:46
it's a waste of a gift wrap. Try to convince them that whilst attempting to sign their item, you've written on your monitor with a sharpie and then press them for solutions.
Portponky Fri 27 Mar 2015 12:08
I had two people add me to sign items for them, I shouldhave done it
Rapid Thu 26 Mar 2015 23:01
two people with private steam profiles just added me at exactly the same time, this should go well
David Cameron Thu 26 Mar 2015 17:59
Yes, I know, I looked it up in the Pamphlet Encyclopaedia, the leading unabridged reference guide on thin printed material.
Portponky Wed 25 Mar 2015 19:54
Tome Magazine, the premiere publication on thick books.
Emperor Wed 25 Mar 2015 19:17
Johnald Clintorn dubed Tome Magazine's Worst Man Ever©
David Cameron Wed 25 Mar 2015 18:58
Jermaine Jackson
Emperor Wed 25 Mar 2015 17:29
Jerome Claxton isn't allowed to drive the fast cars on Top Trumps anymore
Folksinger Wed 25 Mar 2015 17:11
lol, yeah also D
Rapid Wed 25 Mar 2015 01:11
Portponky Tue 24 Mar 2015 13:34
nuts and bolts luchadore for about 15 quid on the marketplace.
Portponky Mon 23 Mar 2015 11:35
He is always so polite.
Emperor Sun 22 Mar 2015 23:14
That doesen't sound like something Moonie would post.
Emperor Sun 22 Mar 2015 23:13
sounds awesome, also hi Moonie, that looked suspiciously like an Ascii rendition of an extremely long penis entering a bum
Portponky Sun 22 Mar 2015 22:33
although i dont think any of them have subtitles, i guess it just makes it more fun
David Cameron Sun 22 Mar 2015 21:30
mission accomplished: i picked up some awesome looking chinese films in hk today, they were all like a quid each, this should be great
David Cameron Sun 22 Mar 2015 21:30
MoonTiger55 Sun 22 Mar 2015 16:23
Sweden will be a third world country (in terms of GDP and HDI) by 2025 due to the massive amounts of immigrants they've taking in a short time.
Emperor Sat 21 Mar 2015 21:50
Did you know the birthrate for immigrants from wombland is the highest of all demographics???!!! They took our jerbs!!!11
Kodderkopp Sat 21 Mar 2015 21:08
Don't let pegida know you had a kid, they'll start telling everyone how you brought yet another freeloading harz4 having immigrant into the country. Also congrats!
David Cameron Sat 21 Mar 2015 18:12
Thankz0rs! Ugh, how to find an easy-to-reach pediatrician who is not into homeopathy, unicorn pubes and other magical shite.
Kodderkopp Sat 21 Mar 2015 18:00
Also Congrats.
Ragamuffin Fri 20 Mar 2015 17:54
Little do we know, Kodderkopp underwent sex change and height reduction therapy.
Ragamuffin Fri 20 Mar 2015 17:53
Congrats Kodderkopp!
hippyscum Fri 20 Mar 2015 14:03
I'm really on the fence with the new Terminator trailer:
Folksinger Fri 20 Mar 2015 11:53
Fanks, bro!
Kodderkopp Fri 20 Mar 2015 10:49
Congrats Kodderfopp!
Rapid Thu 19 Mar 2015 22:54
or Mikey today
Emperor Thu 19 Mar 2015 18:19
that sounds just like me when I was 12
David Cameron Thu 19 Mar 2015 18:01
So, my wife and I have a new flatmate. She's 50 centimeters tall and REALLY likes boobies.
Kodderkopp Thu 19 Mar 2015 17:18
happy alcoholism day
Rapid Tue 17 Mar 2015 10:15
Rapid Mon 16 Mar 2015 00:38
You've got to be Fuccon kidding me!
Folksinger Sun 15 Mar 2015 21:51
David Cameron Sun 15 Mar 2015 21:50
Kevin must be so proud of his dad
Rapid Sun 15 Mar 2015 12:37

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